The Great X-Girl Dragon Heist

Last Updated on: 30th June 2025, 12:37 pm

Dear Readers last time you joined me for a review of my life with the X-Girls and what that group of merry whores means for me. Todays we will be talking abouts Dragon and a Heist.

The Fantasy Faire ended a short while ago and as you might now, from me gushing about it, the Fantasy Faire is one of my favorite events of the year.

This year I created a new avatar for the Faire. I liked it so much that I will look for some RP sims to further use it.

The Faire was wonderful and I managed to make enough time to finish the quest, explore and shop. Even better I managed to share the experience with dear friends. From delightful times spent exploring and shopping, up to a last minute speed run at the questline.

Of course, as each year I could have spent many, many, many more hours on the faire grounds and still not see everything there is worth seeing.

The builders did a terrific job and I did lots of pictures which I have uploaded on my Primfeed account.

A New Faire A New Quest

As every year there was a quest to guide you into exploring the fairegrounds. This year’s quest started with the obligatory summon to the Bard Queen, the ruler of the Fairelands.

A new threat had arisen!

YAY … I mean BOOOH but hey I’m an adventureress so let me help.

Folks are having bad and disturbing dreams throughout the Fairelands and sum have woken quite Loonie, speaking all gibberish.

To assess the threat the Bard Queen tasked me to look for those victims and talk to them, see if what they say makes any sense aaand report back to the Bard Queen.

Off to quest I go!

A Fucking Shitload of Loot

When I was exploring the Obsidian Sanctum looking for one of the dreamers I opened a door, which I suppose was to be locked usually. The room behind was FULL of treasure.

Gold, silver, jewels mountains of it.

I was just taking in the sight when I heard a growling sound and saw a dragon.

Weeell the Obsidian Sanctum is home of the Dragon Princes sures there are dragons. I ducked back out and ran into a guard who reprimanded me not to stick my nose where it doesn’t belong.

PFFFFFFFFT, what do you know where my nose belongs?

Laters that night I was talking to Bea and Jess and told them about my findings. We might have been a bit drunk buuuuuut at sum point during the following convo Jess jumped on the bar and yelled “Let’s steal ourselves a dragon hoard.”

It sounded quite reasonable at the time. I mean we are professional hookers soooo we are more than qualified to steal a dragon hoard.

Making Plans …. And Some More Plans

So, we went out to steal a fortune. Of course, there were sum slight problems in our way to becum awesumly RICH.

A Fortress

A shitload of guards

A few Dragons

Nuthing serious then!

We quickly came up with the purrfect solution to our troubles. We would let Stacia do what Stacia does best …. set shit on fire. In the distraction we would simply make off with all the loot.

Easy right?

Weeeeeeell aren’t dragons supposed to be fireproof?

No problem we steal Santas sleigh fly up to the fortress, climb down through the chimney and get the loot!

Wait the treasure chamber has no chimney aaand nobody has Santas address?

DANG!

So, we came up with a dozen more plans and killed abouts two dozen of them till we found the purrfect plan to make us all rich and famous.

Sumone please play the theme from Mission Impossible!

Phase 1: Charm A Guard And Steal His Keys

This task got assigned to me. Mmmm I wonder why do I always end up on my knees sucking sum dick?

I mean sucking dick is fun buuuuut I got the impression the other had the cooler parts in our prepwork.

We found out one of the guards, who had keys to almost everything tended to visit a seedy red-light district in the nearby town. So, I dressed up as a whore and lured him to his doom. A bit of friendly banter laters and he was hooked. I took him in a dark alley and went to my knees. I greedily devoured his cock and while he was busy fucking my face, I picked his pockets and stole the keys and passed them over to Bea. Bea copied the keys while the guard pinned me to the wall banging my tight kitty.

When he was done, I slipped his keys back in his pocket.

Phase 1 completed!

Phase 2: Steal a Getaway Ride

Jess was on this one.

Since the Dragon Sanctum was on a high cliff we needed air support, sumthing to get the loot out of the sanctum. Jess first plan was a B52 Bomber, buuuuut studies we made indicated that a dragon would win a dog fight against a B52. So, we would need sum fighters to protect our bomber.

Aaaand here we were running out of decent pilots. We didn’t have any good ones to begin with, as you might know if you have been following this blog.

New idea! We didn’t have Santas address buuut we had the next best thing … Santa Tye. Santa Tye is the Alias of Tye, one of our barflies who always cums around Whoremass with prezzies for the good whores.

Of course, he has a ride … so Jess kidnapped him and stole his sleigh.

Phase 2 completed!

Phase 3: Get Enuff Sleeping Powder to Poison a Dragon or Two

To get rid of the dragons we wanted to drug their food, sooo they would be sleeping when we made our move.

How much sleeping powder do you need to drug a dragon you ask?

We did the science. Yes, whores do science, at least when they are X-Girls and dangerous substances are involved. We came up with an exact number …. A SHITLOAD … give or take a few.

Noooow where do we get that amount of illegal substances?

Good you asked.

Bea did sum scouting and found an alchemist in the Galleria Galliard, who sold off the counter produce if you knew the right code phrase.

Since Bea had made contact, she went into the store while I stood outside and watched … I mean stood watch.

Apparently, the code phrase was tits out, since that is what Bea did when she got asked. Soon she was bend over the counter and the two were in deep negotiation over the price.

With the negation done she managed to get us a few sacks of sleeping powder. Not exactly a shitload, which is a very exact measurement, but Aria managed to procure sum more so we could finally steal ourselves a dragon hoard.

The Heist Of Heists

It was a dark and stormy night …. Good to cover our tracks … and off we went to steal a fortune and then some.

Bea, Stacia and I had infiltrated the fortress under the guise of a group of strippers touring the Fairelands.

Jess waited with Santa Tyes sleigh, with Tye in the trunk, to get us all out.

Stacia snuck out to create a distraction, they were a bit hazy on the details, but most likely it would include tits and fire, both very good distractions.

While the guards were getting distracted, Bea and I snuck into the treasure vault. We had poisoned the dragon’s food earlier in the evening so they must be fast asleep by then.

WRONG!

As we entered the vault we heard a strange roar.

A dragon came at us. Foaming out of his mouth, eyes wide aaaaand he looked reaaally out if it.

Screaming we dove to the side and the huge beast crashed into the wall, blocking the door with rubble. How we were supposed to steal a hoard with a crazy dragon on our heels?

Stay alive first, steal shit later, I guess. Which wasn’t as easy as it sounds. Somehow, I had the great idea to jump on its back to get myself out of sight.

I have had better ideas, but for the moment I was save, when the dragon apparently remembered it could breathe fire.

The first blast went wild and Bea tried to find cover. She threw me a scepter, which was pretties light and felt strange looking back. But at that moment I just whacked the dragon over the head.

It made strange noises like a chuckle?

Weeeeell at least it was distracted and tried to get myself off. Bea used the moment to sprint to another door trying to open us an escape route, so I kept on whacking.

We made it out, only slightly singed aaaand the escape part of out plan went quite well.

But we were still broke!

The Lesson

We went back to the bar and had a proper after heist meeting with lotsa beer. We found the slight flaws in our otherwise purrfect plan.

Aria’s coke is NO substitute for sleeping powder!

A dragon high on coke is not a good idea!

Apparently, dragon hoards are nowadays full of bling for tourists and a proper dragon invests in the stock market!

Buuuut we will be back next year with another daring heist and a crazy plan to get rich!

In the meantime visit us at the X-Sisters Sex Bar.