How the hell did I get myself into this mess, I’m just a waitress? More importantly, how was I going to get myself out of it? Even more importantly…WHO???? Thanks Second Life, you done it again.

It’s not possible. At least I don’t think it is. Then I remembered.

The Hotel.


Waitress Nightshift

I swung by Candy’s, I’ve been trying to go there more often at night recently to make sure our guests have round the clock service from a waitress. When I got there my naked friend was in reception.

We had spoken the other day and he was really interested in doing an interview for here. I thought it was a great idea. Second Life lets you do some interesting things, an escort interviewing a client for a blog is one of them.

We headed back to my office and started to talk. Halfway through I had a weird sensation in my stomach. I couldn’t quite place it.

I looked down and my eyes brushed across my Mama Allpa HUD.


No no.


Week 5.


Second Life Waitress Interview

The Shake Rattle and Hole

Trying to keep my composure I continued to interview my naked friend. Or as he’s known, Carter. (interview to come)

I slipped my phone out and held it under the desk. I had to text Mr C. If it’s going to be anyone’s, then surely it’s his.

“Babe…I’m pregnant”

A few seconds later I felt the vibration of the response in my phone. I knew that no matter what, he would be supportive. If anything, I knew that he would put my mind at rest, and I could relax a little.

“Imma go drink. It ain’t mine”


Second Life Waitress


Arranging to meet Carter back at the hotel he headed off in a taxi. Without hesitation I quickly ran to the kitchen and poured a glass of wine and drank it in one mouthful. This was going to be tough. I need to work out who is the father of my unborn child and I need to do it quickly.

It has to be someone at the hotel. The hotel is my main job but I also have a lot of regulars, thing is, it’s very VERY rare than any of them have Mama Allpa on.

Racking my brains, not a single name crossed my mind on who it could be.

As noted right here on this blog, I have fucked a lot of people in that hotel over the past two weeks. Actually, I think I was the busiest whore there. Evidently the list is long and I can’t think. I CAN’T THINK. FUCK JESS FUCK!

Second Life Waitress

Jess Holmes: The Whore Waitress of Baskervilles

To sum it up, there’s only one thing that I can do now. Under these circumstances, I need to fuck them all again, find out who it could be and narrow it down.

Maybe it’s you! Or maybe you just want to help me investigate? Maybe you just want to fuck the pregnant waitress at Candy’s All Inclusive Sex Hotel. Either way here’s a taxi.. I’ll meet you there.

When I arrived back at the hotel I met Carter in the bar. Sensing he was feeling a little horny I called Misty, one of the new trainees. She quickly came over.

Surprisingly something completely unexpected happened.

By and large this day could not get any more eventful if I tried but you….. you need to wait for that story.

All things considered, who do you think the father is? Could it be Mr C? A hotel guest? Considering it all is it maybe a regular I haven’t thought about? In any event, tomorrow we start investigating. Second Life version of Sherlock a.k.a Sherlock Whores.

Waitress Tales a.k.a Open Your Legs Too Much And Your Brain Will Fall Out


Welcome to the virtual world of Second Life! I'm Jess, the proud owner of Jess And Her Gentlemen and the co-owner of the renowned X-Sisters Sex Bar. Join me on my adventures as I delve into the wonders of this digital realm. Discover more about my exciting escapades and stay updated by following my journey right here!

9 thoughts on “Waitress Tales a.k.a Open Your Legs Too Much And Your Brain Will Fall Out

  • July 19, 2022 at 5:10 am

    I know who it is…… I was there when it happened! So.. I knew It felt like a fetus was giving me a hand job last time we hooked up. I am sure it’s a girl!

  • July 19, 2022 at 7:30 am

    Hi Jess,

    there is actually a market for pregnant whores. There is even a group with over 3000 members. I think we can make some money with that.

    (Get a shapeshifter from mama allpa)

    Yes, I am that sort of bitch.


    • July 19, 2022 at 8:15 am

      Hahaha I had a feeling that this would be brought up by you. “make some money with that”.. I’m listening

  • July 19, 2022 at 8:17 am

    Ever seen the indentions on a golf ball? That’s how i imagine a whore’s babies head/face to look like when it comes out. Probably won’t have a gag reflex either. Please do that kid a favor …

  • July 26, 2022 at 5:20 am

    It might be a serious lack of caffeine at the moment.

    But besides being a lot of fun, how is fucking them all again help you find the father?

    • July 26, 2022 at 8:11 pm

      It’s definitely helping narrow it down XD I should have an update up before the end of the week.

  • August 9, 2022 at 7:07 pm

    Who is the chubby guy you are blowing in the last pic? Would love to hear the story about it.

    • August 24, 2022 at 2:41 am

      That is Kevin. I will gladly write the tale of him and I some day 🙂


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