Get Ready for the Ultimate Boxing Competition in Second Life

Last Updated on: 6th September 2024, 05:05 pm

Who loves a Boxing Competition in Second Life? I know we do. I don’t know if you recall last year’s Boxing Orgy at the X-Sisters Sex Bar. You can read about it by clicking here. But we’re gearing up for another one, and like everything else I do, I’m going bigger, harder, faster, and better. Last year’s Boxing Orgy is hands down one of my favourite memories from 2023. It was a wild night that went on for hours—full of fighting and, well, everything else you’d expect – i.e A LOT of fucking. This year it’s going to be even better.

The Basics | When, Where, and What to Expect at the Boxing Competition in Second Life

Let’s break this down. The “when” is easy—tomorrow, Saturday, September 7th at 12 Noon SLT. The “where” is at the X-Sisters Arena, right above the X-Sisters Sex Bar. The only Boxing Competition in Second Life worth seeing. Simple enough. But the “what” is where things can get a bit tricky, especially if you just show up, buy a ticket, and walk in without knowing what’s going on.

We’ll kick things off with X-Girl vs. X-Girl fights to see who gets crowned the X-Girl World Champion. Last year, during our Boxing Competition in Second Life, Gem took the title by knocking me out in the final round—a loss that still stings, to be honest. I miscalculated, thinking if I just blocked her punches, she’d wear herself out. But this is Second Life, not reality. The second I let my guard down, she dropped me like a ton of bricks.

Gem’s not defending her title this year—she left us at the start of 2024 to focus on real life. But don’t think for a second that this year’s competition won’t be just as fierce. Whoever makes it through the fights still has to face me—the final boss in this little world of whore boxers.

The Fighters | Who’s Ready to Step Into the Ring?

Let’s talk about who’s stepping into the ring. Chandra’s been training like a maniac, posting daily updates on her Primfeed to show off her progress. She’s not messing around. Bea, on the other hand, has been… well, who the hell knows what she’s been doing to train? She’s been too busy panicking about how I’m going to smash her face in, even sent me a picture of herself with a “new” jawline.

Then there’s Tsai—she’s been sparring with anyone who’ll take her on, including her own son, Whotter. She even blogged about some of her training sessions, which you can check out here.

And of course, let’s not forget the ever-delightful, never-judgemental, Stacia, who’ll be our ring board holder for the night. They said they’re too small to box, and yes, I agree—they’re pretty tiny. I was trying to think of any boxing quotes about being small and settled on, “Your arms are too short to box with God,” by James Weldon Johnson. I might even put that on a poster around the arena with a picture of Stacia before the event. We’ll see how it goes.

The Main Event | The Orgy at the Boxing Competition in Second Life

Now, let’s get to what everyone’s really waiting for—the main event of this Boxing Competition in Second Life. The orgy. Last year, it was the highlight of the night. Once the donation meter hits its target, the ropes come down, the furniture comes out, and it turns into a full-blown orgy. I remember last year, by the end of it all, Fox looked like a glazed doughnut. And it wasn’t just her body that was glazed; her eyes were glazed over too. She was the very definition of “having her brains fucked out.”

Of course, we know some folks won’t make it to the orgy but still want to help make it happen. That’s why we’ve made it easy. Over at the X-Sisters Marketplace store, we’ve got those Spoil The X-Girls vouchers. Buy one, and you get a nice treat sent straight to your inventory, while your money (minus the marketplace commission) goes into the donation pot. In theory, you could help get us to the orgy goal before the event even starts. But just to be clear, even if that happens, I’m still fully planning on knocking Bea out, so the matches will go on as planned.

You can contribute to the pot by clicking here.

Going Bigger | This Year’s Arena for the Boxing Competition in Second Life

Last year, we had a small arena with a ring and some chairs on bleachers. But you know me—I always want to go bigger, make it feel more alive. The X-Girls are the best, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. There’s a reason I keep setting up new revenue streams for them, so they can even make passive income when they’re not working. They deserve it.

This year, I’ve set up an entire arena, complete with a small town and gym outside that leads you to the main door. Walk through that tunnel, and you’re inside the arena, ready to join in.

Tickets are L$600, and yes, all ticket sales go into the donation meter to get us one step closer to that full-blown orgy.

Last year’s event was a “can’t be missed” moment. This year? If you miss it, you’re fucking stupid and will regret it.

Sponsors | Mel & Aria’s Drug & Gun Store

This year’s event is sponsored by Mel & Aria’s Drug & Gun Store, who’ll be offering half-priced drugs and alcohol all night. You really can’t get better than that.

So, if you want to see naked X-Girls box and then fuck everything in sight, get yourself down to the X-Sisters Sex Bar and buy a ticket before tomorrow night’s Boxing Orgy. This is one event you seriously cannot miss out on.

Here’s your helpful taxi link to the bar.