I am out shopping for clothes. Guy IMs me asking if I am up for a 3-some with him and his GF. Out of the blue in a store! Turns out the GF didn’t know about the idea and was not amused.

Guy invites me to go dance with him and takes me to a classy place. Took him like 10 minutes to suggest we go to his place to fuck. Of course he got pissy when I turned him down since he brought his A game and invested 10 minutes before asking for sex.

And the thingy that would be fun if it wasn’t so sad is they don’t get it when you hold a mirror to what they said or how they acted and ask if they think that is okies. They don’t get it!

The naming thingy in x-chat is sooooooo useless. Back when I was in x-chat I sumtimes wondered do I really wanna go there. Soooo yess I am all in calling it just hot sex beach and let those that fuck decide what hot sex is.

Stands next to Bea and holds up an orange card. “Waaaaaait this was not the line for the color coding game?”

Well, that’s an offer I can’t refuse, Wilco. You can take your time explaining the offside rule to me, and I’m sure we can find some creative ways to make sure it stays permanently stuck in my memory. Associating the game with pleasure sounds like the best way to learn, don’t you think? Besides, we both already know just how fun things get the moment we get together.