Beer And Whores And Lindens | A Cautionary Tale

Beer and Whores at Candy's. Do the sunglasses stop it from looking like I'm drunk?

Last Updated on: 5th May 2023, 02:51 pm

Beer and whores is possibly the finest mix any guy walking into the hotel can experience. If you’ve been to Fivers or if you’ve read about Candy’s adventures over on Second Life Adventures, then you probably know about the beer.

Beer And Whores At Candy’s All-Inclusive Sex Hotel

It’s a genius system.

Guys buy a round of drinks at the bar, and the girls take the beer and can recycle the bottles in exchange for Lindens.

Not only is it free beer for us, but it’s also an excellent way to make some extra Lindens.

Happy whores are hard-working whores.

Anyway, Fiver recently installed the same system at Candy’s All-Inclusive Sex Hotel for us.

When I arrived a few days ago she was there setting it up. Caroline needed someone to take some beers to ensure it worked so of course, I obliged.

I have now taken to wearing Sunglasses to work to cover my eyes and the fact that I am probably always drunk while I’m there now.

Snapshot 117

Give Me Beer

I arrived early like I always do. The first thing I did, grabbed a beer.

The second thing I did.

Dance on the bar.

Snapshot 109

Beer and whores galore, the fun never stops. The idea of the beer bucket is for the guys to buy us beer. Then we drink it and recycle it.

Not for me. I bought a bucket of beer and drank most of them myself.

The busier the bar got, the drunker I became.

A busy bar where the beer and whores reside.

Massage Time With Beer And Whores

Despite how drunk I was getting I still managed to pull myself away from the bar for a short while.

Carter needed his morning massage and ever the professional, I was only too happy to oblige.

Anyway, I knew the beer would be waiting for me when I got back to the bar.

I gave Carter what may go down in history as my best massage yet before riding his cock to completion.

At least I think it was my best one yet?..

…it’s the sunglasses honestly.

Giving Carter his morning massage.

Back To The Beer… I Mean Bar

I stumbled my way back to the bar and propped up the stool.

The bar was still relatively busy and I made sure I had another beer in hand.

It was so good to see Vanessa too, I haven’t worked with her since before my break.

Candy's All Inclusive Sex Hotel filled with beer and whores.

The bucket of beer was running low.

Beer and whores but soon there’d be no beer.

I know! I’ll change my outfit and keep the glasses on, then nobody will know that I’ve drank any beer and maybe they’ll buy a bucket.

I don’t know why that was my thought process… I blame the sunglasses.

Dax arrived.


He still hasn’t fucked anyone at the hotel and more importantly, I still haven’t been the first whore to fuck him at the hotel. Here he was surrounded by beer and whores and… nothing.

Dax surrounded by beer and whores.

Cure Our Thirst

If there are beers then we whores will be extremely grateful.

After all, when you think about it, beer and whores are all you need for a wild day at Candy’s All-Inclusive Sex Hotel.

Join us for the finest franchised Bar No.5 beer at Candy’s All-Inclusive Sex Hotel. We’ll even provide you with a free taxi… right… here.

A hotel filled with beer and whores.
Trying to work out if Caroline is looking up at me with pride or disappointment.

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  1. BobMorane

    *Chuckles and sings* “Pussy and beer; pussy and beer …”

    We have to cut loose sometimes. 🙂 Did anybody find out you drank all the beer?

    The red hair looks good on you.

    • Jess


      I don’t know if they did, my shades stopped me from seeing their detective skills XD

      Aw thanks Bob. I like the red sometimes.

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